Guide Chuy through an infinite number of routes back to the border. Gather tacos to summon
La Llorona and El Chupacabra to scare away and to terrorize La Migra. Use tequila bombs to
blow up La Migra. Use la chancla and roasted ears of corn to damage them. Use money to
distract them for a while so you can get away. If you are caught, you can use bogus green cards
to keep La Migra from deporting you. |