Border Dash


Guide Chuy through an infinite number of routes back to the border. Gather tacos to summon La Llorona and El Chupacabra to scare away and to terrorize La Migra. Use tequila bombs to blow up La Migra. Use la chancla and roasted ears of corn to damage them. Use money to distract them for a while so you can get away. If you are caught, you can use bogus green cards to keep La Migra from deporting you.